dog years: Please, I Can't Type And Hold My Ears At The Same Time
You forgot the hot sauce
Let's not look for the little girl
I run over you in the name of Allen
Don't let your bumper hang over into my yard
Your account is past due
Do not use BB&T card, use MBNA card only

I didn't know there was a laugh for sad things, too
Do people balloon in the desert
I'm fasting
Second trip, first departure
You have to watch the man like a hawk
Or he will try to heat the whole outdoors

Why couldn't Noah have left the bacteria to drown?
It's my birthday to me
I guess I have no choice
What's leaking today?
My heart is on the other side
Death on a Friday afternoon