honky cracker: Slash vs. The Cow Who Killed Eeyore
Quick one here.
Halloween costume: Slash or The Cow Who Killed Eeyore?
In Slash's Corner:
I get to be a rock star with long hair and a cool hat.
I get to carry a guitar and a bottle of Jack Daniel's.
My friend is going as Buckethead. We can have a G'n'R lead guitarists Past and Present fight.
Slash got mad bitchez.
In The Cow Who Killed Eeyore's corner.
I'm the cow who killed Eeyore.
I get to carry around a dismembered, bloody Eeyore head while wearing a cowsuit.
I can slick my hair back, wear sunglasses, and be the baddest damn cow this town's ever seen.
I'm the cow who killed Eeyore.
Input, anybody?
