honky cracker: Bear vs. Shark, The Tournament Somewhere out there in the world is a band who call themselves Bear vs. Shark. I don't know much about them, really. I don't who they are, where they're from, or even what kind of music they play. But their name is Bear vs. Shark. Isn't that the greatest name ever? So it got me to thinkin'.... Bear, vs. Shark. Bear. Shark. Who would win? I guess the answer is easy to figure out. If the two animals are in the ocean, it's Shark all the way. But if a Shark is out taking a stroll through the forest and runs into a bear, well, I'm goin' with Bear. Unless the bear is Winnie the Pooh. He's kind of a pussy. In honor of Bear vs. Shark, I've put together a little tournament hre on Honkycracker. Its Beast vs. Beast, who would win, who would lose, and why. I'm posting the brackets today and the first round will take place tomorrow. So place your bets, gimme your picks, and let the best beast win.
(Seed in parentheses)
(1) Shark vs.
(16) Koala
(8) San Diego Chicken vs.
(9) Lemur
(5) Beast-Man vs.
(12) Rainbow Brite
(4) Shaquille O'Neal vs.
(13) Howard the Duck (Quack-fu vs. Shaq-fu)
(3) Wombat vs.
(14) Manatee, or, Sea Cow
(6) Grimace vs.
(11) Axolotl ( I used to have one of thes things. They're so cool.)
