Nobody feels any pain Tonight as I swim inside the rain Ev'rybody knows That Piglet's got new clothes But lately I see her mudclumps and her sows Have fallen from her curls. She takes just like a froggy, yes, she does She makes love just like a froggy, yes, she does And she aches just like a froggy But she breaks just like a little piglet.
Skeeter, she's my friend Yes, I believe I'll go see her again Nobody has to guess That Piggy can't be blessed Till she sees finally she's kosher like all the rest With her hooves, her doxycycline and her pearls. She takes just like a froggy, yes, she does She makes love just like a froggy, yes, she does And she aches just like a froggy But she breaks just like a little piglet.
It was raining from the first And I was dying there of thirst So I came in here And your long-time curse hurts But what's worse Is this pain in here I can't stay in here Ain't it clear that--
I just can't fit My lips around that big pig clit When we meet again Introduced as friends Please don't let on that you knew me when I was hungry and it was your world. Ah, you fake just like a froggy, yes, you do You make love just like a froggy, yes, you do Then you ache just like a froggy But you break just like a little piglet.
