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All I want to do is wash my hands but I can't cuz there's a giant plant in the way. What is it doing there, I don't know.

I'm sorry your fish died
I'm sorry your fish died
I'm sorry your fish died

But this sink is for people and not for plants. I think it will live. Oh yes, I think it will live.

Hey soccer mom lady while you're waitin' in line, don't cough all over my food. I don't pee in your yard, don't cough on my food. Maybe I'll just put sugar in your gas tank so you won't drive away and leave little Bobby all alone on the field after all the kids have gone.

Get outta my way
Get outta my way
Get outta my way

I've got yard to pee on and you're holdin me up with your disease. You pig.

Oh happy Eudora, you wonky thing. I love it when you don't work for me. It's my favorite thing in the world. Did you know that your penis is too small, you're over your head in debt, and someone online is waiting to meet you? No you didn't, you worthless sack of shit.

My password will expire in 12 days
My password will expire in 12 days
My password will expire in 12 days

And so will I.

What the hell did you do with the phone? Where the hell is my phone? Give me back my phone!


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