honky cracker: 5 Things about New Pirate Jokes
1. Who's a pirate's favorite new-age musician?
Yaarrrhhnni

2. Who's a pirate's favorite actor?
Warren Matey

3. What sound does the pirate's out-of-tune piano make?
ker-PLANK! ker-PLANK!

4. Why was the pirate all bloody after choosing his crew?
Because he just picked his scabs.

5. Who's a pirate's favorite folk singer?
Why, John Denver, of course.

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the spanish lyrics to ";livin‘ la vida loca"; by ricky martin, translated from the original spanish into various other languages and then into english				25 things about wilford brimley

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