HOME



honky cracker: Kick Ass For Hire
All right. I'll be honest.

I really feel like kicking someone's ass today.

I don't care whose. Just an ass that belongs to someone. Anyone.

Whose ass do you want me to kick?

When you see me comin', you betta duck. Cuz Honky Cracker is crazy as f*ck.


comments[7]  |   4/13/2005  |  perma-link

›bio: chris
›archives



«« (back) (forward) »»
r.i.p. -- the fool that messed with t shush, honey. we‘re rushin‘ to beat the band



this is honky cracker
Previous Posts
› On Sting (and other crap)
› Things I Say to My Dad, Because (like myself) He Thinks, Irrationally, He's Going to Die Soon
› Why Hipstamatic Was Invented
› Happy Mother's Day, Y'all
› Black Pear Tree (Guest Post from John Darnielle)
› Serendipity

© happyrobot.net 1998-2025
powered by robots :]