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honky cracker: Tag Team: Dred Pirate Davey vs. Honky Cracker
Goddamn, I can't find anything good tonight! I feel like I'm failing!

When women stop carrrying mirrors with them everywhere they go, then maybe then they can talk to me about liberation. Yeah, that's Chekhov for ya. Oh, wait. That's Bukowski.

Okay, this is the only thing I can tell you tonight because I should eat and take a bath. But this is from Milan Kundera: "'Threesomes... how to fulfill your fantasties.... F. Scott Fitzgerald!"

No, not awesome, cuz I wake up every 5 minutes with a cat ass in my face

Well, I had to drop a girl cuz she called me a faggot. I don't really know if that defeated a purpose or not but I really had to do it.

The Girls Gone Wild videos... like the ones where they show the commercials on TV, but the other commercials are OK and you're like .. "oh, she's hot!" That's just me trying to resist symbols I guess.

Hey, I've got new gulty pleasures. New guilty pleasures? Got 3 of em. Cheaters, Dance 360m and Elimidate. Elimidate. It's poonrific.

DPD --Maturity is man's ability to resist being influenced by symbols, yet humanity grows younger
all the time."
HC -- "Yeah, I'm thinking about that as the cat grinds her ass on the space bar."
DPD -- "yeah.. i'm sorry about that cuz I really set myself up for failure with that one."





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