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honky cracker: Fridge Ten!
Okay everybody. You know what to do.

Set your fridge, cooler, or whatever food-chiling appliace you prefer to random and list what comes up.

1. Pickles I love pickles. Pickles are yummy. I prefer dill spears myself, but the chippy style ones are pretty good too. I like my pickles best when they're friend, but that's a pain in the ass.
(Yes. I know that says "friend". I should change it to "fried", but I'm not going to. I like it better this way.)
Score: 6.5/10

2. Half a Red Pepper About three days old now. Used half of it in a burrito-fajita thing. Not very good now.
Score: 3.0/10

3. About 1/4 lb. Provolone Cheese Good. It's a softer provolone. Goes nicely on rye toast. Makes a nice grilled cheese if you put tomatoes, olive oil, and balsamic on it. Mellow.
Score: 8.0/10

4. She Came In Through the Bathroom Window -- The Beatles Ah, side two of Abbey Road. Really liked it when I was 18. I remember wanting to turn it into a musical starring Alicia Silverstone. I don't particularly care much for it anymore.
Score: 5.0/10

5. Chiptole Tabasco Yum.
Score: 9.0/10

6. Old Glow Stick I have no freakin' clue how this got in here.
Score: 10/10


7. Gummi Bears Cold-ass gummi bears rock.
Score: 8.0/10

8. A Big Ol' Stick o' Black Pepper Encrusted Salami Perfect for snacking. Here comes the big black pepperiness. Oh yes.
Score: 10/10

9. Soy Creamer Not mine, but not terrible.
Score: 6/10

10. He-Man Yeah. I got He-Man in my fridge. You got a problem with that? I have the power, baby. The power.
Score: 10/10

Final Score: 7.5/10. That's a C+.


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