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honky cracker: Recurring Temporary Mental Retardation
Sometimes I wonder if mental retardation can be a recurring condition. There are days when I'm absolutely brilliant and kicking ass and can solve pretty much any problem. But then there are other days, where, I swear, I can't even put fifty cents together to buy a banana.

Like today, for instance.

For example - "recurring" or "recurrent"? Is "recurrent" even a word? Guess I should google it.

What's the url?

And for some reason I always think that more coffee is the cure for temporary retardation. So I end up making more coffee. Only that's fucked now because I just threw cottage cheese in the coffee grinder.

See what I mean?

Mehhh. I like horsies. Mehhh.


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