Of course, this quiz is all about me. Cuz I am the greatest. Numero Uno. I put the "Yeah" in the "Yeah Yeah Yeahs". I put the "lay" in "Coldplay". Also, I am The Cheese.
Do it.
1. Which of the following actually happened over the course of my weekend? a. I ate brunch b. I saw Scott Stapp in a club c. I almost got mugged d. I kicked a guy in the face e. Alll of the above
2. In January of 2004, I raised a person from the dead. Who was this person? 3. My most attractive physical feature is/are a. my eyes b. my ass c. my elbows d. my nostrils e. my beanbag
4. I once received 3 votes for this public office in the State of Massachusetts: a. congressman b. attorney general c. Grand Poobah of the MBTA, bitch! d. Mayor Menino 5. My favorite flavor of ice cream is a. vanilla b. butter crunch c. pistachio d. pork
6. Which of the following drinks created by Klutch and I is tastiest? a. The E___ C____ #3shot b. The Paging Dr. Romine c. The Choco Taco d. That Thing With The Salsa and The Jack Daniel's
7. In the summer of 1988, I pulled off a remarkable feat of psychic ability. What was the feat?
8. Excluding HIV/AIDS, WebMD lists 7 major STDs on their website. Chlamydia Genital Warts (HPV) Gonorrhea Hepatitis B Genital Herpes Syphilis Trichomoniasis
Of these 7, how many have I had, and which ones do I still need to check off on my list?
9. Fill in the blank: According to the Guinness Book of World Records, I am the only person ever to __________.
10. a. Just take the drawers out of the dresser already! b. WHEN I WANT SUSHI HE WANT SUSH! c. He Man, what's he doin' with that giant cat? d. Cheez Ballz!
