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honky cracker: SNAKES IN A DRAIN!!!!
Just received the following email from my roommate:

So I left a note for the super re: the shower drain. He came by and needs to procure a "snake" to fix it, stating that the problem is severe and will require the removal of the bathroom sink. He will be doing this all tomorrow at 9 a.m. So, if the shower looks somewhat "disassembled" that is why.

Now... wait a minute. One: He doesn't have a snake? Two: What the hell does the shower have to do with the bathroom sink? I've snaked drains before. I never had to remove any sinks!

But then I got to thinkin'... "Hmm, Honky," I thought to myself. "This sounds like a really big job. You know, removing sinks and stuff. Yes, a big one."

I better open that door tomorrow and find Samuel L. Muthafuckin' Jackson holding some goddamn plumbing muthafuckin' equipment Because tomorrow, at 9 AM, my apartment becomes...

SNAKES IN A DRAIN!


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