honky cracker: Dumb Shit I Don't Remember Digging through some boxes of crap the other day, I found an old journal of mine that spans from the summer after my junior year of college through the summer after graduation.
I remember very little of this year. And, after reading through it, I think I remember even less.
Here's a sampling of some of the dumb shit I said when I was 20-21. These are mostly just very short entries that really make no sense to me. There's no point to this post, other than everything is pointless, I guess.
FIRST. SETLIST. EVER.
I Wish Tori Amos Was My Girlfriend You Killed John Lennon, You Bitch (Love You, Yoko) I'm 20 Years Old and Still Pissed Off Free-Bird (ska remix) Spoken Word Sucks My Dick I'll Love You to Death (If I Don't Kill You First) Trotsky On Broadway
7/20
What the hell is her name? Shoegirl I think I love Amtrak. No, wait. I meant to write 'A_____'. I think I love "A____." But Amtrak's pretty cool, too. Shots on Katie's chest? Perish the thought!
8/2
Blinking Yellow light L Confusing light - go closest to straight L at Blinking Yellow light L onto PUNCH BROOK RD. one of those L's, then R onto RYAN'S WAY 2nd R
8/20 new band name: Three Chord Monty
2/23 Driving someone home who is unable to drive... Bill Murray?
3/1 If I give you a Bear Frank, you know you would be so happy.
3/13 Bosnian rape children and the politics of the Gulf Crisis. Coach Calhoun sets out to destroy 270 lbs of bitch-meat in New Mexico's Kenny Thomas.
4/11 What's so indecent about exposure, anyway?
4/28 We have a lot in common, OZZY and I. I can't focus worth a shit, either.
9/1 Offerman P. Martinez Garciaparra Saberhagen Veras Mercker Valentin Wakefield Daubach Rapp Stanley Portugal Varitek Wasdin Hatteberg Beck Nixon Lowe Lewis Cormier Buford Garces O'Leary Jefferson Sadler
