Nick singing "Lady" to Lindsay (but in a good way).
2. Glass: is it half full or half empty? And if it's half full, what is it half full of? If it's half empty, was it good? Do you need me to top it off for you?
It is half full. Of pee. If you want to top it off, do so with beer, thus creating a beverage known as a "Daniel Boone."
3. Are you registered to vote?
Yes. I am also a registered minister, so when I tell you to cram it, you'd better do so in the name of Jesus.
4. If you could be George Bush for an hour, what fun hijinks would you get George into?
Either a cameo on Rich Girls where he sits in with the Graduation All-Star Band and plays "Eruption" on a Hondo Flying V, or a cameo in one of those fucking "That thing got a hemi?" ads. Except the ad is set in a dildo store.
5. Is there anything more annoying than politicians running for office? If so, tell me.
Yes. Crackheads at Taco Bell running some sort of scam where they complain about the order not being what they want, and then ask for their money back, and they flim flam with the change. But only if they do this when I'm behind them. What they do on their own time is their business.
