The Wrong Squid: It's bacon!
The young people rub weird things on themselves. Some dude just walked by my office, and I got hit with the very distinct smell of Beggin' Strips. One does not smell like that by accident. He's up to something.
If I didn't have such a headache right now, I totally would have tackled him while screaming "it's bacon!"
This is how I will keep people from using the bathroom next to my office.
"Don't go up there, the 'It's bacon' guy is in today."
