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izzat: hai
Monday, January 05, 2009 : 23:46

Gaza: An Alternative View at Z-Word Blog
:r: this is so fcked up (just in general)
Monday, January 05, 2009 : 10:52

Eight Reasons New York Is Better
blaine: It is so true that you can find many more name brands in New York. Like for instance, New York has the best Old Navy store - not that we don't have one at home, but New York's Old Navy is much better.
Monday, December 22, 2008 : 08:18

Socks Lives!
stu: Except part of the point of the article is that Socks probably won't live for long. Which is very sad, but he's had a good long life for a cat.
Thursday, December 18, 2008 : 17:33

Eight Reasons New York Is Better
goinghome: why do they call this a triangle? it's really more of an ill-shaped quadrilateral, when you combine raleigh-durham with chapel hill-carrboro. we could merge the quadrilateral with the "triad" of winston-salem-high-point-greensboro and call it the polygon. it would still suck.
Thursday, December 18, 2008 : 04:35

Socks Lives!
:r: Socks for change!
Wednesday, December 17, 2008 : 15:36

Japanese media praises Bush's reflexes
stu: That was my first thought too, when I finally saw the footage. Like "wow, he looks like a man whose been waiting to dodge something for a long time. "
Tuesday, December 16, 2008 : 14:05

Cake Wrecks: You Just Can't Buy That Kind of Advertising
eve: I just spent half an hour laughing at cakes.

Tuesday, December 16, 2008 : 10:55

Japanese media praises Bush's reflexes
:r: I don't like GWB as my president, but if we were playing dodgeball, I think I'd want him on my team. He can move pretty fast.
Tuesday, December 16, 2008 : 10:38

Bill Murray: NYC's New Party Boy
jason: All of the sources were magazine and newspaper editors.
Like Egon said to Janine, "Print is dead."
Saturday, December 13, 2008 : 05:59

The Bizzare Dangerous World of Chuck E. Cheeses
jason: It's because they serve beer. In some areas it's the closest "bar" to the subdivision.
Saturday, December 13, 2008 : 05:51

Gentlemen's Ball Scratcher
:r: Good point. Do they check to see if you are a gentleman when you order it?
Thursday, December 11, 2008 : 14:23

Gentlemen's Ball Scratcher
cromulent: You, sir, are no gentleman.
Thursday, December 11, 2008 : 13:51

Gentlemen's Ball Scratcher
chris: I would actually use this.
Thursday, December 11, 2008 : 09:41

Bill Murray: NYC's New Party Boy
blaine: God this article is full of shit. How strange to go around NYC having fun at all hours (like many thousands do)and have it all judged as a strange, mid-life crisis by some talentless journo hack who is obviously just pissed that they couldn't score an interview.

Obervant readers - please scan article for anything resembling a"fact." The point of the article seeming to be: there is a middle-aged man living in New York who does things. He is famous. Maybe he does things because he is sad. Who knows? Why else would a famous man hang out with non-famous people? Look for him at your local hipster gathering. Remember, he is famous and maybe very sad. At least, I, as a qualified Page 6 journalist, think he seems sad. From what I've heard.

Monday, December 08, 2008 : 12:24






Picture Monkey
stu: Only four malfatti per person? You poor soul.

Your sage looks better than ours, however.
Monday, June 30, 2008 : 10:36

Picture Monkey
chris: EPIC FALLS!1111!1;//11
Thursday, June 26, 2008 : 11:33

The Willhelm
:r: teenagers!
Sunday, June 22, 2008 : 23:19

Picture Monkey
cromulent: It swings around on its own accord–it blows itself back and forth in these ever changing arcs. Amazing!
Wednesday, June 18, 2008 : 10:30

Picture Monkey
cromulent: It's a fan on a cord swinging around a giant room. Like, really really giant. Say, 30' or 40' on a side and 50' hgh? Giant!
Wednesday, June 18, 2008 : 10:28

Picture Monkey
pony: what am i looking at?
Wednesday, June 18, 2008 : 10:03

The Willhelm
alec: what a reel you have, breth-horr.
Tuesday, June 17, 2008 : 11:16

Picture Monkey
:r: yay!!
Tuesday, June 10, 2008 : 22:23

Picture Monkey
cromulent: This time, social work.
Tuesday, June 10, 2008 : 20:17

Picture Monkey
j: congrats from LA!
Tuesday, June 10, 2008 : 17:28

Picture Monkey
eve: woo!
Tuesday, June 10, 2008 : 15:33

Picture Monkey
this john lawton: congratulations!
Tuesday, June 10, 2008 : 12:58

Picture Monkey
pony: hooray! what did she graduate in?
Tuesday, June 10, 2008 : 12:22

Picture Monkey
-b.: Miz Smahhtypahnz
Tuesday, June 10, 2008 : 12:08

Picture Monkey
stu: Yay! Congrats!
Monday, June 09, 2008 : 23:00

Post-Modern Drunkard: My Time In the Hospital: A New Hospital?
kristen: It's nice to get a low-drama deadpan take on "we are going to save your life" moments. Nice to have your voice say stuff. nice. nice.
Tuesday, January 06, 2009 : 12:04

Post-Modern Drunkard: Scientists Are Jerks
jeff: Doctors are assholes.
Monday, January 05, 2009 : 19:05

Honky Cracker: GYAAAH! Happy New Year!
:r: beardy
Monday, January 05, 2009 : 16:14

Teen News: Teen News special report
mrs. robot: yes, presidential jazz hands!
Monday, January 05, 2009 : 15:37

Pony: Storytelling Gone Wrong
j: maybe you could show him old episodes of the A-Team
Monday, January 05, 2009 : 14:21

Honky Cracker: GYAAAH! Happy New Year!
j: excellent ceiling!
Monday, January 05, 2009 : 14:18

Teen News: Teen News special report
thewillhelm: JAZZ HANDS!
Monday, January 05, 2009 : 14:04

Teen News: Teen News special report
stu: Obama looks like he's holding up his hands in surrender (he's surely not waving to both of the postal workers at the same time, right?). Maybe he's afraid they're going to pull a gun on him?

That smile on his face _does_ look very nervous.
Monday, January 05, 2009 : 13:01

Teen News: Teen News special report
:r: I don't know exactly what they are implying... except that this is the most 'tarded magazine cover I've seen in a while.
Monday, January 05, 2009 : 10:47

Honky Cracker: GYAAAH! Happy New Year!
tim: you were in my dreams last night.
Saturday, January 03, 2009 : 12:01

elanamatic: Blowing on the shadow of my mind
nomi: dude, you need to update.
Saturday, January 03, 2009 : 11:27

Art Colony: libras: a cool little thing that I wrote a while ago
akilah shahid: Hey this s really good I'm a libra and it describes me almost perfectly Especially the part about a party being a small gathering of friends and the problem w/ authority which i noticed I had when I was seven But because Aries and Libra are complete opposites, theres no way 2 ignore each other just with my experience its a relationship of Passion its a love hate thing/instant attraction!
Friday, January 02, 2009 : 23:12

Post-Modern Drunkard: My Time in the Hospital: Modesty
chris: I am honored that people are actually googling my balls.
Friday, January 02, 2009 : 17:31

Nutshell Kingdom: Knowing Yourself
a fan...: happy new year!
Thursday, January 01, 2009 : 10:20

Pony: Storytelling Gone Wrong
stu: Well, maybe that will convince Kiff to stop beating you so much. Did you ever think of that? Huh??
Wednesday, December 31, 2008 : 14:42

Post-Modern Drunkard: My Time in the Hospital: Modesty
herschel: hey, thanks for clearing this up. i had thought i saw a baby bird nesting in your gown.
Wednesday, December 31, 2008 : 12:09

Post-Modern Drunkard: My Time in the Hospital: Modesty
-b.: this coming from a man who delivers 228 listings when you search "honky cracker balls" on the robot search. yes, good job! (also, impressive balls repertoire, HC!!!!) happy merry to you both!
Wednesday, December 31, 2008 : 00:17

Post-Modern Drunkard: My Time in the Hospital: Modesty
chris: I never once saw your balls. That took some work on both our parts. Good job not showing me your balls.
Monday, December 29, 2008 : 17:03

Robot Journal: See you in hell, 2008!
3pk: p.s. UGLY BABIES IN THE 2K9!!
Monday, December 29, 2008 : 12:29

Robot Journal: See you in hell, 2008!
3pk: dorf had a good looking baby this year
Monday, December 29, 2008 : 12:29

Sunshine Jen: Irish Salmon
n8: irish brown bread???
Sunday, December 28, 2008 : 16:43

Robot Journal: See you in hell, 2008!
chris: 2008 is so 2008.
Sunday, December 28, 2008 : 13:53

Film and Television Rights: Pearl
pony: Hello, old soul!
Sunday, December 28, 2008 : 11:48

Robot Journal: See you in hell, 2008!
stu: I concur on the status of 2008. Entirely for personal reasons, I'd say, the second half of 2008 was the worst year I've ever had. And it started so promisingly.
Sunday, December 28, 2008 : 00:59

Sunshine Jen: Irish Salmon
:rnc: Irish salmon sucks compared to Swiss salmon
Saturday, December 27, 2008 : 09:45

Robot Journal: Happy Holidays
j: You guys made me laugh out loud in an Internet cafe.
Saturday, December 27, 2008 : 08:20

Film and Television Rights: Light the Lights
:rga: happy harmonica!
Thursday, December 25, 2008 : 10:59

Robot Journal: Happy Holidays
kristen: F yeah!
Monday, December 22, 2008 : 21:15

The way I see it: The 25 Records That Made 2008 Not Suck As Bad
kristen: I totally heart you.
Monday, December 22, 2008 : 21:15

Nutshell Kingdom: A Long Canoe
jason: I should have spent more time with you in college.

Monday, December 22, 2008 : 20:34

Robot Journal: Happy Holidays
chris: Whenever I'm introduced to a couple, I think to myself "how does their hotness compare to the R&Robots?"

Everyone else is toast. You guys ftw.
Monday, December 22, 2008 : 01:31

The way I see it: The 25 Records That Made 2008 Not Suck As Bad
paul carpenter: very good list, my favorite of the year and a record if you havent listened to, you must, is Bonnie Prince Billy's, Lie Down In The Light.
maybe its just me as i havent seen it present in any end of the year list's, but its a fantastic record
Friday, December 19, 2008 : 13:44

Film and Television Rights: Saturday, Dec 13, 2008
pony: heart-squeezing in a good way.
Your family is stunning.
Friday, December 19, 2008 : 12:51

Film and Television Rights: Saturday, Dec 13, 2008
:r: What n8 said
Friday, December 19, 2008 : 12:03

The way I see it: The 25 Records That Made 2008 Not Suck As Bad
n8: it's not like i sit at home wishing my year away just so x-mas and year's end rolls around with you dishing your list, but...

thanks. awesome as usual.
Friday, December 19, 2008 : 06:20

The way I see it: The 25 Records That Made 2008 Not Suck As Bad
k: How come Frightened Rabbit's "The Midnight Organ Fight" is missing from this list? Do you not have this one? have you not heard of them? do you need me to send you their songs? it is a must for any 2008 list!
Thursday, December 18, 2008 : 23:15

Film and Television Rights: Saturday, Dec 13, 2008
n8: i am certain no one needs tell you about your good fortune. beautiful.
Thursday, December 18, 2008 : 22:50

The way I see it: The 25 Records That Made 2008 Not Suck As Bad
stu: I missed over half a year of music, so I'm going to have to catch up and maybe do a "25 records from 2008 that I didn't discover until 2009, leaving me way behind everyone else and desperate to catch up and not appear so lame."
Thursday, December 18, 2008 : 16:57

Honky Cracker: Palmcorder Yajna Interrupted
stu: All Mountain Goats songs are anthems.
Thursday, December 18, 2008 : 11:51

Nutshell Kingdom: A Long Canoe
vera: it feels a lot like when we get dumped with so-called good intentions by unempathetic friends–yeah, go do your thing if you have too, they say; we shall live–but we live too in spite of all of what once meant something to us being dead. I really liked this poem.
Thursday, December 18, 2008 : 11:05

Honky Cracker: Palmcorder Yajna Interrupted
pony: You heart the anthems.
Thursday, December 18, 2008 : 09:49

Nutshell Kingdom: A Long Canoe
j: I like it. It feels like a myth.
Wednesday, December 17, 2008 : 13:44

Nutshell Kingdom: A Long Canoe
pony: when are you publishing your collection?
Wednesday, December 17, 2008 : 11:44

Pony: Update on bumps and fuckee
ken klempner: that was nice of you to visit. He and I speak virtually every day now. He's a bit bored of course but as you can see, he's in great health. Say hi to Judy as well. All's the same up in Dodge City with Flora, kids and dogs. And yes, you may not remember my Mom and Dad as the contrarians. Nobody would marry them in those days; nor let them adopt kids!!!
Wednesday, December 17, 2008 : 07:14

Pony: Update on bumps and fuckee
pony: @Ken -Hard to imagine my great aunt and uncle being so fiery. By the time I knew them, they were sedated by their garden and baseball games. And many, many conspiracy theories!
I saw Jack this weekend - I wish I had the mind now that he has at 85.
Tuesday, December 16, 2008 : 22:43










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