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honky cracker: The "Paging Dr. Romine"

The Paging Dr. Romine, as invented by Klutch.xls during Death Storm 2003.

1 part Jack Daniel's
1 part Doctor Pepper
Splash Raspberry Liqueur
Splash Buffalo Wing Sauce (optional)

The Jack and Doctor Pepper MUST be equally proportionate. This isn't a cocktail, folks. It's half Jack, half Doctor. Usually we prefer to use EITHER the Raspbery Liqueur OR the Buffalo Wing sauce. (Raspberry and Buffalo do not mix well together.) But for those of you feeling a bit more Up for the Challenge, so we say... mix 'em both. And mix 'em hardcore.

At one point in our lives, many moons ago, Klutch and I once worked for the same evil boss. We hated her, and named the most foul, vile, evil, vomit-enducing shot we could think of after her. So, we'll call this the EVIL-BOSS (name withheld) Cumshot Shot.

1 part Tequila
1 part Milk
1 Part honey
Sprinkle cumin
Enjoy


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