honky cracker: OMG! 11!!! WTF!!!! I LUV RICH 2! ROTFLMAO!!! 11!SEXORZ!111!11!
1. WHEN I WANT SUSHI, HE WANT SUSHI!
2. WHEN I WANT A WINE BAR WITH DOGS, HE WANT A WINE BAR WITH DOGS
3. THE WINE BAR WITH DOGS DIDN'T WORK OUT
4. WHEN I WANT A BAR WHERE MY FIRE HAZARDS, HE WANTS TO BE THE FIRE HAZARD
5. WHEN I ASK HIM IF HE WANTS ANTOHER, HE SAYS "NO".
6. WE ALL MAKE PEE-PEE'S IN THE SAME PLACE
7. HIS WIFE IS FRIENDLY
8. SOME OF US SLEPT ON THE TRAIN HOME
9. HIS WIFE IS STILL FRIENDLY
10. I OPENED A DRAWER IN THE FRIDGE AND I SAID "IF THERE'S A JESUS, LET THERE MAGICALLY BE BEER WHERE THE WAS NONE BEFORE" AND LO AND BEHOLD, LIKE LINDSAY LO-AND-BEHOLD-HAN, THERE WAS A BEER. NO, THERE WERE TWO BEERS
11. RICH HATES ME.
