2. Sister Christian -- Night Ranger Except I substitute "Sisto" (as in "TV's Jeremy") for "Sister", so it goes "Sisto Christian oh the time has come,and you know that you're the only one... Oh. And "MOTORIN'! JEREMY SISTO IS MOTORIN'!"
3. Heart of the Matter -- Don Henley Remember that show "Becoming" on MTV, where kids would dress up like their favorite music superstar and recreate that music superstar's hit video, only the kid would be playing the part of the music superstar? They'd always pick Christina Aguilera (who is the star of another MTV show I wanna start someday called "Be-Coming On Christina Aguilera") or Britney Spears... I just wish for once that someone would pick a completely boring, middle aged rock-star-guy to "become", like Don Henley.
For the record, I can't really stand the music of Don Henley. Or any other current-slash-former Eagle, for that matter. Except for Glenn Frey's "You Belong to the City".
Justin Timberlake is the bomb, though. For real. Sex0rz.
4. Brick House -- The Commodores On my way home every day, the train always stops at a place called "Brick Church". And on my way home every day, I annoy the crap out of my girlfriend by singing "She's a BRICK! CHURCH!" to her until she scratches my eyes out. Good times. Sometimes, if I'm feeling especially randy, I'll make one of those mouth-guys with my hand and make it sing "Brick! Church!".
