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honky cracker: Kiss Me on the Butt
A few moments ago on the chatbot, I mentioned how much fun it is to sing "Kiss Me on the Bus" by The Replacements if you change the lyrics to "kiss me on the butt".

I just wanted to show you exactly how much fun it is.

On the butt, that's where we're ridin'
On the butt, O.K., don't say hi, then
Your tongue, your transfer,
your hand, your answer

On the butt, everyone's lookin' forward
On the butt, I am lookin' forward
And everything ain't O.K.
I might die before Monday
They're all watchin' us

Kiss me on the butt
Kiss me on the butt
If you knew how I felt now
You wouldn't act so adult now
Hurry, hurry, here comes my stop

On the butt, watch our reflection
On the butt, I can't stand no rejection
C'mon, let's make a scene
Oh, baby, don't be so mean
They're all watchin' us
Kiss me on the butt
Kiss me on the butt
If you knew how I felt now
You wouldn't act so adult now
Hurry, hurry, here comes my stop

If you knew how I felt now
You wouldn't act so adult now
They're all watchin' us
Kiss me on the butt
Kiss me on the butt
Kiss me on the butt
Kiss me on the butt


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