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Things Honkycracker finds sexy:

Mookie Wilson
sitting Shiva.
Meg White Omelette
w0mb4tz
Terry Gross
traschcan-fire lit dinners and walks through the hospital
We Are The World
Crap Your Pants Say "Unnghh!"
Danger Mouse
Marcus Fucking Williams, bitch!
Killepitsch
belly button lint
butt lint
All kinds of lint
Lent
"I know it's pretty, baby. But I wasn't takin' it out for air."
Stigmata
Rickets
The word "inbox"
The word "outbox"
sent mail
"It puts the lotion in the basket."
hyphens
Jim Calhoun's stomach virus
anything preceded by the words "Moo Shoo"
Ensure
clams
Pebbles n' Bamm-Bamm
Plantar's Warts
Caroline Rhea
"Is it in yet?"




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