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Klutch.xls: What the War Didn't Do
or "WWDD?"
* find Saddam Hussein
* my Laundry
* kiss the bride
* find chemical weapons
* leak the new Radiohead album (or did it . . .)
* make the people around me not suck
* believe in irony
* take up smoking only to quit on weekends when the parents might come to visit but then take it up again on monday morning but only after a glass of Tang and a quick scromp with the goth chick the war took home with it
* give me fashion sense
* take an inch off the top
* cure the ignorant
* bring Ian Curtis back
* lessen our fears of terrorist attack
* teach me how to spell
* inspire me to post on the Robot each and every day
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