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Post-Modern Drunk: Trump 2016
As the likelihood of Trump being the Republican nominee for president increases week by week, I decided I should probably get on the Trump bandwagon. Honestly, I find his "Make America Great Again," kind of a terrible slogan, stealing as it does from Reagan and heartening back to an America that never really existed outside of people's fevered racist dreams. I decided to invest in classier, more classical slogans via appropriating some of the classic poetry of white peope.

Make America Poetical Again!

Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
Trump 2016

All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
Trump 2016

My friend, you would not tell with such high zest
To children ardent for some desperate glory,
The old Lie; Dulce et Decorum est
Pro patria mori
Trump 2016

And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
   
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?
Trump 2016

This is the way the world ends.
This is the way the world ends.
This is the way the world ends.
Not with a bang but a whimper.
Trump 2016

it's
spring
and
         the
                  goat-footed
balloonMan          whistles
far
and
wee
Trump 2016

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