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Women

They drive me crazy
»	How to Talk to a Woman When She's Recoiling from You So Fast That She Has Visibly Redshifted (8/30/2016)
»	DMB!!!11!!1! (2/3/2010)
»	What Gets Left Behind (2/1/2010)
»	German Camp (9/7/2009)
»	A King of Infinite Space (6/22/2009)
»	If Music Be the Food of Love, Play On (6/10/2009)
»	You May Ask Yourself, "Well, How Did I Get Here?" (6/9/2009)
»	Better Off Dead (6/8/2009)
»	Busting Out All Over (5/8/2006)
»	My Date With a Louisville Slugger (4/3/2006)
»	One Ordinary Night, with Cigarettes (10/10/2005)
»	Deliquesce (8/16/2005)
»	Planets Crash, The World Goes Nova (8/8/2005)
»	Stars Exploding in the Night, or Electric Eels Under the Covers (8/5/2005)
»	I'd Give You Everything I've Got For a Little Piece of Mind (3/21/2005)
»	If we don't find the next whiskey bar, I tell you we must die (3/8/2005)
»	Why, I wonder, is my heart full of holes? (1/1/2005)