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Post-Modern Drunk: Great Song Lyrics, as Telegrams
To: Bright Eyes
From: Bonnie
TURNAROUND STOP
EVERY NOW THEN FALL APART STOP
NEED YOU NOW STOP
TONIGHT STOP
NEED MORE THAN EVER STOP

To: Yuppies
From: Thom Yorke
AMBITION MAKES YOU LOOK PRETTY UGLY STOP
KICKING SCREAMING GUCCI LITTLE PIGGY STOP
WHY DON'T YOU REMEMBER MY NAME STOP
OFF WITH HIS HEAD STOP

To: Jenny
From: John
MOST REMARKABLE THING ABOUT YOU IN DOORWAY STOP
IS YOU IN DOORWAY STOP
GUN IN HAND PLEASE SMILE STOP
FROZEN WITH JOY RIGHT WHERE STANDING STOP

To: Earth
From: Ziggy Stardust
NOT ROCK AND ROLL STOP
IS GENOCIDE STOP

To: Cathy
From: Paul Simon
KNOW YOU ARE SLEEPING STOP
AM LOST STOP
EMPTY ACHING DON'T KNOW WHY STOP
LOTS OF CARS ON NJ TURNPIKE STOP

To: Maggie
From: Bob Dylan
NOT GOING TO WORK ON FARM STOP

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