HOME





›comments[1]
›all comments

›post #543
›bio: jen
›perma-link
›12/7/2012
›14:04

›archives
›first post
›that week



Previous Posts
› The Pink Plastic Prison and the Extraordinary Woman
› Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny! Destiny! Destiny!
› Extra Fancy Jumbo Cashews
› Get Yourself Free
› Oh Mandy
› When the Lights Go Out



What's In LA

Category List
› 10 Year Anniversary
› Around the World and Back Again
› Bar Napkin Poetry
› Beyond the Dune Sea
› Cineaste
› Ireland Stuff
› Offices
› Sunshine Jen News Corp (SJNC)
› Sunshine Jen Writing Staff
› What's In LA



sunshine jen: Soy Yogurt
 
A few days ago, I was in Trader Joes and noticed the Soy Yogurt in the Yogurt section. I had never had Soy Yogurt before.

A woman stood next to me and pondered the Soy Yogurt as well. Should we try it? There were two flavors: Strawberry and Peach. We wondered what it was like. It was only ninety-nine cents. Feeling adventurous, we both grabbed some Soy Yogurt.

Later that day, I tried the Strawberry. Bleh. The next day, I tried the peach. It was cold peach flavored gruel like food in a hallucinogenic Dickens novel. Okay, yuck.

Even though Trader Joes is not just in California and Lactose Intolerance knows no state boundary, Soy Yogurt feels very wacky Cali to me. The rest of the country could mention Soy Yogurt (probably right after the Governator) when they want to make fun of California.

I had to drink some green tea to get the peach taste out of my mouth.





«« (back) (forward) »»
the loooooons, norman, the looooons guy guys








© happyrobot.net 1998-2025
powered by robots :]