The Wrong Squid: 13 Things re: Halloween
13. Those kids over there - they're gonna egg me.
12. Nov. 1 = totally cheap candy
11. Nov. 2 = I am barfing Reese's on you (so watch out, poll intimidators)
10. Nov. 3 = Still barfing, but still eating cheap candy
9. Nov. 5 = Hello, dentist.
8. Black Cats are kitties. Kitties are super.
7. Why do I only listen to this Coven record once a year?
6. Oh yeah, that's why.
5. I am going as "Guy who hides in the bushes and sprays the neighborhood children with the hose" this year.
4. Last year taught me that when you run out of candy, pornography is not an appropriate substitute.
3. It is impossible to tell the Furries from the Plushies anyway, never mind on Halloween.
2. Danzig looks less ridiculous. Wait, no he doesn't.
1. Satan ain't gonna worship himself, you know.
