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The Wrong Squid: Hey Votey
1. Please be wearing pants when you vote.
2. If you fuck this up, the monkey is going to steal the peach. Florida, I'm looking at you.
3. Canada, I hope you like me, because if the monkey steals the peach, here I come.
4. This wasn't another list entry, was it?
5. After my halloween costume (guy who hides in the bushes and sprays the neighborhood children with the hose) I may have to move to Canada anyway.

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