the pink bitch
the days get shorter
Laszlo on the frontier
Pink Is The New Blog
* When the weather is gray and drizzly,
I am only happy when it rains
gets stuck in my head for hours.
* My right arm pit tends to be way smellier then my left.
* I miss people more when they are not around more than I appreciate them when they are.
* This is the longest short week ever.
* I am not so much useless, as I am lazy and impatient and unwilling to figure things out for myself when I can easily rely on someone else to sort things out. This scares me a bit.
* Good friends are hard to come by. When you find one, hold tight, but not so tight that you choke them and they turn red in the face and gasp for air and hurl their cookies...
* Black cars look better in the shade.
* Everyone has a little perv in them.
* I need a dirty martini stat!