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12/28/2004
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12.28.04

- Be very cautious when attempting to drink boiling hot beverages.
- If you should happen to be a spaz out and fumble the mug so that it's entire contents splash you with their lava-like content, RUN don't walk to remove such clothing and apply cold compresses.
- Do not under any circumstances put any "soothing" cream or lotion to your burning skin.
- Pray you don't blister.
- The E.R. is generally busiest on Monday nights. Holiday weekends and ice make this worse.
- Creepy people inhabit downtown Toronto E.R.s
- Going braless makes 'em more nippy.
- I am no longer into scarification.
- Watching Buffy makes everything ok.


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