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Tattoos I Would Have Gotten At Various Ages
In honor of my 33rd birthday this Sunday:
Tattoos I Would Have Gotten At Various Ages and Immediately Regretted
- Age 8: A Superman S on my chest with a cape on my back.
- Age 10: A Batman Bat
- Age 13: A T-800 exoskelton hand and forearm.
- Age 16: John McClane's Beretta, taped to my back with Christmas tape.
- Age 18: An otherwise blank Post-It Note marked "To Do" on my palm.
- Age 19: Faded numbers, on my wrist, probably "24601," during my "Let's think of the absolute most offensive thing and instantly do that" phase.
- Age 21: A Trystero horn
- Age 22: A kilt
- Age 25: A mustache on my index finger
- Age 29: A zipper on my chest scar.
- Age 30: A wallet chain going to my ass scar.
- Age 32: A ruler, on my index finger (I always have trouble with measurements for cutting and cooking).
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