Casinos OK. I don't get it. Sorry. I realize that casinos are American institutions that you folks all love. But, I don't get it.
Ow My head has been hurting since I got here. Please... could there be more faux finish paint jobs. There are lounge singers everywhere. Real live ones. Singing the hits of Sammy Davis Junior. No, really. He was. For like 3 hours. Unironically.
Family phun I don't get the family aspect of it at all. So far, this is Atlantic city: Hotels. Malls. Casinos.
Where does the whole family thing fit in? Why am I running into tons of families here? It's all families or friggin' sad-ass retirees. What do you do here when you have kids? Shop at the hotel shops? Eat at the crap-ass theme restaurants? Gamble their college fund?
