There was a young sister named Kimmy,
Who went a wee psycho on Timmy.
He did not care much
For her stalking ‘n such,
And ended up inside his chimney.
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Ashley, a sweet lass and true hippie,
Would never wear bras on her titty.
She rode a horse bare
And never did care,
I'd named her eyes blacky and bluey.
