Teen News: I Really Need To Utilize This Column More I mean really. I have a perfectly good column space here (with a lovely picture of me dressed as a robot in the company of a redneck with his hand on his fellas) that I've been neglecting for a long long time now. I guess I just ran out of things that seemed interesting to say. I'll try to get back on it. I just had a kid, after all. That oughta be worth SOME kind of anecdotal wackiness. And what's more, my work deals heavily with the advertising industry, which in itself contains a thousand stories of human oddity and stupidity. I have no excuse.
I'll try to do better.
Watch this be my last column for yet another 2 years.
