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Teen News: a scenario i can't get out of my head
This morning I looked out a window and saw a blimp flying low over Manhattan. This got me thinking...

Terrorists seize control of a blimp and attempt to fly it into a building. The overpowered crew of the blimp sit idly by, tied to chairs, occasionally looking at their watches. The blimp moves awfully slow as the terrorists shout and scream their final vengeful words...

"DEATH TO THE AMERICANS!!!"

The blimp makes contact and bounces away with a mild THOOMP. They make a few more goes at it, but no progress. The angle of the blimp keeps pitching wildly. One second it's nose down. Moments later it's way-up. All the while the little blimp propellers are speeding up and slowing down as they try to keep the blimp steady.

"ALLAH IS GREAT!!! DEATH TO THE AMERICANS AGAIN!!!"

...thoomp...

Meanwhile inside the building, the occupants gather with their morning coffee, anxious to watch the happenings outside their respective windows. We see the terrorist pilot lean his head out of the gondola. He's decided to try and back up the blimp against the building, in the hopes the propellers will at least break a window or something. He can be seen looking over his shoulder to see how he's doing.

That's all I got.



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