(granted, a little more hostile than is necessary)
Alright so I'm writing you now. It's 3:42 in the morning. I know that this interruption of my R.E.M. sleep will wreak havoc tomorrow. But that is why they pick coffee beans. I had one of those family dreams. Big dinner table full of family members, everyone talking at once. Except that this one was amicable. Like it was nice, not all fucked like it usually is. Of course I know that this is heavily dependent on my own personal point of view. If anyone understands the importance of point of view, it is I. I am trying to find internet evidence for my long lost Uncle. I know that he lives in Florida, so if any of you are there now, keep an eye out. He looks like the eagle from the Muppets who reads the news. The real serious eagle who's all stern and serious and inadvertently who something happens to (the eagle) and it is pure comic genius. Sam the Eagle. Anyway, for real, he looks like that. I turn out to be the #2 Google search item for the search of my own personal name. Which is slightly interesting in that nowhere can I recall on this website having placed my last name. The Tim Wagner who occupies the #1 position is "a senior manager for BEA's WebLogic Workshop product. He leads the WTP project in Eclipse and also serves on the Eclipse Architecture and Planning councils." Sounds like a bunch of crap to me. Ok so now I have officially placed my last name on this web-page so that in all probability the next search that I do will yield different results.
And so the reason why I wish to find my long lost Uncle is so that I may obtain from him some family information. His has compiled in his lifetime a family tree for that side of the family which is my surname. All the way back to like the composer. I have or can obtain the other half fairly easily. Oddly enough, when I type in my first name only with the exclamation mark after it, nothing. If I put it into parenthesis, same result. For the record, I've always hated having an exclamation mark after my name. First of all, I am not a fan of people yelling, and secondly, usually this point of punctuation follows and entire sentence: E.g., 'That guy just stole my dog!', or the more common, 'Call the police, some guy named Tim just stole my dog!'. I could understand it more in the way of like say in Star Trek: The Wrath of Kahn (1982), where Kirk screams out, 'Kahn!', and then later Kahn yells back, 'Kirk!'. Or maybe it is just James T. who uses the proclative. If anyone should be yelling names out, like as in a singular fashion, it seems to make sense to be William Shatner. As an aside here, Shatner's latest recording excursion "Has Been" not only contains the as-expected levels of camp, but is really entertaining and fun. Somewhere in between the debut De La Soul album and say a Ray Coniff album. More related to the DLS-1, which now that I think of it is a safe distance from camp. Maybe it's a little goofy at times, perhaps even showy, but if you have the sack volume to name yourself Posdnuos, Trugoy the Dove, and Pasemaster Mase, shit's gotta be good. Is all I'm saying.
Perhaps now I could have this changed. In an effort to make this process more difficult than it needs to be, you tell me, what should be the punctuation that follows my page id line? And be creative, don't say like '?', or ','. And to answer the question, will this new found post-name id tag line punctuation ruling relate directly to an increased frequency in the posts to the web page at whose apex this very name garnishes? No. I kind of wish I were just now waking up so that I could in good conscience have coffee.
